Showing posts with label humorous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humorous. Show all posts

Monday, March 4, 2013

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Four Play




Sex is like cards: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

~ Mae West

EUCHRE made sexy. (NON-FICTION)




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Friday, January 29, 2010

Time Warp

Time Warp
Dan doesn't appreciate Alex any longer, and Alex just does not appreciate Dan's infidelity. When cunning and creativity combine in a woman scorned, revenge turns criminally delicious. Who's really the guilty party in this twisted tale of torment?

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Confess


Loosely based on the It's Just Lunch® dating service, "Confess" is the first in a series of tales revolving around the It's Just Sex no-strings fantasy fulfillment service.

WARNING: Catholics may find the story premise offensive. Well, "good" Catholics, anyway.

This story was first published in the print edition of Alessia's award-winning debut collection, fine flickering hungers.


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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Switch

Switch
Erotique's Mandy and Bruce are back! When these playful lovers experiment with a new toy during a powerful thunderstorm, they experience sex in a whole new way.

Switch also appears in the omnibus collection, ArtiFactual: Tales of the Erotique Mystique.

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Preditors & Editors 2006 Best Short Story, Other: Switch

EXCERPT after the cut...

Thursday, October 29, 2009

fine flickering hungers

fine flickering hungers
2007 EPPIE Winner for Best Erotica! A collection of erotic short stories and accompanying poetry. Sexual scenarios vary from hetero- to mono- to homosexual to group, with the only common thread being that they seldom (if ever) take place in a bed.

Contains expanded content over the original (2005) ebook release. Most of the stories are now also available as individual ebooks.
TABLE OF CONTENTS

Wetter Has Never Been Better
Soul Slipping
Topping Love
drifting
It's All About Customer Service
Full
Jake
Someone
Listen to Me
Memorize Me
Timeless
Journey
The Second Person
false pretenses
Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
Cusp
Hallowing Eve
Wasted
Undercover Angel
Surrogate Sin
It's Just Sex!
It Comes
Memento
fluid
Boiling Point
Tapestry
Say It with a Strap-On
ex sighs
epitaph

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Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Second Person

The Second Person
A hilarious tale in which the author breaks several "rules" of "good" writing. Try it. YOU'll like it. (This story first appeared in the print edition of Alessia Brio's debut collection, fine flickering hungers.)

"The Second Person" is now available at:

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EXCERPT after the cut...

Legally Binding

Legally Binding
There are ways to make an attorney perform! Tamara is fed up with Bruce's slacking, since she's the one fielding his legal practice's calls from irate clients. She takes control of the situation in a very effective manner.

(Never before published.)

"Legally Binding" is now available at:


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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Jake

JakeChloe misses her Jake something fierce. "Jake" is now available (FREE) at:


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